If valentines day doesn’t move you it may be because…
Because my idea of romance never was a chubby little toddler coming after me with a weapon.
Because chocolate makes me constipated.
Because flowers make me sneeze.
Because I just got divorced and as we know love is not a bed of roses. Or a price fixed dinner (this came from my hairdresser who is a riot).
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