We’re not sure whether being called an “old bag” or having puffy bags under your eyes is worse, but word on the street is that there might be a new treatment that can, Poof! get rid of those puffs. (But you’ve got to power up and take care of that “old bag” name calling on your own.)
“Over the course of almost every single night, the areas under my eyes swell up to form two bloated hemispheres, like a shortbread cookie broken in half and glued to my skull.”
Read about the treatment here.