There Are Always Eyebrow Tattoos
As the ER doctor Derma-bonded the laceration, I jokingly asked him, “Will I be beautiful after you repair my face?” ...
Humor
50 Shades of Grey: Let’s Raise the Bar
If I read one more article about 50 Shades of Grey, I'm going to rip out what is left of my already thinning hair. ...
Six Tips on What NOT to Write on Match.com
I am a single widowed man age 49 who has met some personable, attractive women on match.com. I feel compelled to tell my story of what NOT to write in order to find a mate....
Spicy Rubs My Way
I was looking for a healthier, less costly alternative to off- the-shelf supermarket sauces -- thought my search would yield a few pointers on how to give a sexy massage, or at least provide me with a recipe or two...
Star Forking
The other night I was dining at State Road, one of my favorite Martha’s Vineyard restaurants. It’s such a popular place I had to make this reservation two months in advance...
Do We Have to go to Another Stupid Museum?
I just threw a $25 DK Family Guide to London in the trash, and good
riddance! ...
“Dad’s Life” (Official Father’s Day Anthem)
Don't you just love it when your husband wears his favorite ratty t-shirt while donning socks with his flip-flops? Or what about when he gets all sweaty mowing ...
Boomer Men Share Housework
Those Boomer men grew up. Now they’re at or near retirement age, and there’s a change afoot. Have you noticed?...
Yes, I’ve Had Plastic Surgery! Happy Now?
I'm aging and gravity is winning, but I'm planning to die very old with a good-looking corpse....
Got Milk?
Oh man, if Attachment Parenting is right, boy, did I do it wrong....
The Not Perfect Mother
Most of us think we are better mothers than ours were. In fact, we get insulted when compared to the women who raised us....
The Mother of All Cocktails
Last night it was dark, windy and rainy, the perfect time to get out of my wet clothes and into a dry martini....
Words With Friends
The children brought Words With Friends into our home, and our interactive existence had completely collapsed....
You Look Old On Face Time
I’ve got nothing against a little Botox now and then, but news of the latest cosmetic procedure, the “Face Time Face Lift,” really got to me....
The Crazy Cat Lady
When do you cross over the border between pet lover and crazy cat lady?...
Health is Beauty?
I can listen to Arianna Huffington all day. When she talks I think of Zsa Zsa Gabor....
My Aching Back!
My posture that has suddenly drooped, putting me in physical therapy three times a week....
Confessions of a Perfume Slut
I can't be faithful to just one fragrance. I have serial love affairs; no signature scent for me. ...
Turning Newer Every Day
In the last few years accepted the challenge of co-writing a book in a genre that was completely foreign to me, lost 25 pounds and took up spinning....