Caawfee Talk Personality Chart: Â Move over Zodiac Chart, the newest predictor of Love is brewing right here!
What kind of coffee do you brew?
Maxwell House Home Brewer: You canât get the mantra out of your head, âGood to the last dropâ. More than likely you grew up during the depression and havenât thrown away your Sears Catalogs.
- Maxies are simple, dedicated, not wasteful and most likely to vote for Trump.
- Love: Maxies stick to their own kind, that is if they are still having sex.
Grind Your Own at home Coffee Brewer: Grinders are up at 5am just to get the party started. By the time the rest of the gang is up theyâve gone through a 10-cup Carafe and repeat the process at 3pm.
- Grinders are hardworking, creative and likely have an Attention Deficit Disorder.
- Love: Grinders make great companions as long as you are prepared for their roller coaster ride.
Keurig Brewerâs: Keuriâs are multi-taskers, who never learned the word ânoâ and are defecting at high rates given that the Pod along with Pampers and Twinkies are responsible for the environmental apocalypse.
- Keuriâs are eco-friendly, philanthropic and have good intentions. Given that Keurig is cutting the chord, theyâll be visiting their therapists more often.
- Love: Keuriâs have a difficult time committing because they always feel guilty
French Press Brewerâs: Frenchies take things slowly but are methodical about their work. The science of brewing is important given their educated background and insatiable need to learn.  Frenchies think that everyone is an ignoramus.
- Frenchies are highly educated, consummate learners and tend to take life too seriously.
- Love: Frenchies are closet Masochists and use â50 Shades of Greyâ as their playbook.
Non-Coffee Drinkers: Abstinence is key. Youâll recognize a Nonnie right away because they have white teeth and their breath smells like Tic-Tacs.
- Nonnies wonât touch the stuff but are willing enablers.
- Love: Nonniess like to take control in their relationships and in bed.
Dunkin Donuts Drinkers: You are the real deal or a police officer. You donât care for all the options. You like your coffee black or you like it with spoonfuls of sugar or sometimes you might shake it up with some cream, milk or a big fat donut.
- Dunkiners are proud, mostly male; donât care about their weight and love sports.
- Love: Dunkiners talk a big game in public, but in reality they want a good meal and a snuggle. .
Starbucks Coffee Drinkers: Youâve got the lingo down and youâre fastidious about your needs. Patience is not your best virtue and more than likely youâve pissed off the Barista and the person behind you with your 12-ingredient order.
- Bucksters are tech savvy and always in a rush and like their names spelled correctly.
- Love: Bucksters are lucky in love and donât discriminate they like them Tall, Grande or Venti in size and more than likely found their significant other on Tinder.
Peets Coffee Drinkers: This place is not for the faint hearted. You are competitive whether in sports or business and youâve got an iron stomach, tough enough for this strong brew.
- Peeties wear tight bike shorts, fit bits and talk about their accomplishments incessantly.
- Love: Peeties wonât date Bucksters or Dunkiners but theyâll get kinky with Frenchies.
Independent Coffee House Drinkers: Everyone here knows your name, your brew and your seat.
- Indies are comfortable in their own skin and have nothing to prove.
- Love: Indies take things into their own hands