You can wear red lipstick until you die of old age, and then take it with you to the afterlife. But you might consider softening the look at little....
If you’ve ever looked in the mirror and didn’t recognize the person staring back at you, or you’ve ever been told that you and your mother look like sisters...consider dumping these habits......
What Mom didn’t say was that what God giveth, He can taketh away if we don’t behave ourselves, play nice with others, and share our bounty... you will love this hysterical piece!...
So even though I’m with her on her thoughts on how to dispose of your body without getting caught, I’m going to help you by telling you what not to say, EVER....
Vikki Claflin is an international best-selling author, humor blogger, and inspirational public speaker. She lives in Hood River, OR, where she writes the award-winning humor blog Laugh Lines: Humorous Thoughts and Advice on How to Live Young When You're...well...Not, where she doles out irreverent advice on marriage, offers humorous how-to lists galore, and shares her most embarrassing midlife moments.
Vikki has been featured on the Michael J. Fox Foundation website, Erma Bombeck's Writer's Workshop, The Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, Midlife Boulevard, Better After 50, and Funny Times Magazine. She received a BlogHer14 "Voices of the Year" Humor award, and has been a featured guest on over 40 radio programs throughout the US and Canada.
Chin Hairs & Back Fat is Vikki's third book. Shake, Rattle & Roll With It: Living & Laughing with Parkinson's, and Who Left the Cork Out of My Lunch? Middle Age, Modern Marriage & Other Complications are all available at amazon.com. You can find more of Vikki’s writing at laugh-lines.net
