I asked my friends how they'll celebrate....one response: "I’d go for vegan kebobs, but you’ve got to catch a couple of vegans first, and they’re slippery..."...
Once you have a smartphone, you are never entirely there again. Some part of you is always elsewhere, either inside the screen, or waiting to be summoned....
My toilet kept running after I flushed it, so I called in Bob, my plumber. "It needs a new part," he told me.
"I'll send you the bill," he said as he left. I...