Librarians all over the country are bracing themselves for the sea of patrons who are about to surge, tsumani-like, into our workplaces, demanding tax forms...
A man I can trust and confide in, kibitz with endlessly about relationships, pop culture and office politics, and who never pesters me for sex when I'm not in the mood (or, for that matter, ever.)...
After Mike came clean about the affair and I showed him the door, I shared the awful news with my family and friends. And then I shared it on Facebook....
I asked my friends how they'll celebrate....one response: "I’d go for vegan kebobs, but you’ve got to catch a couple of vegans first, and they’re slippery..."...
Once you have a smartphone, you are never entirely there again. Some part of you is always elsewhere, either inside the screen, or waiting to be summoned....
My toilet kept running after I flushed it, so I called in Bob, my plumber. "It needs a new part," he told me.
"I'll send you the bill," he said as he left. I...
Roz Warren (www.Rosalind warren.com) writes for everyone from The Funny Times to The New York Times and has been featured on both the Today Show and Morning Edition.
Roz is author of Just Another Day At your Local Public Library: An Insider’s Tales of Library Life http://ow.ly/ecQh309XJd3 and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection of Library Humor. http://ow.ly/LpFgE. You can connect with her on Facebook at www.facebook.com/writerrozwarren and follow her on Twitter at @WriterRozWarren.
