Scenes From A Boomer Marriage
We all have scenes like these in our own relationships. ...
Roxanne Jones
Scenes From A Boomer Marriage
The secret sauce for long-term relationships has got to be laughter...are any of these scenes familiar to you?...
10 Most Annoying Things People Do That I Can’t Tolerate Anymore
As I’ve gotten older, I’m unable to tolerate certain behaviors that I would let slide when I was younger....
Girl Scout Badges Midlife Women Deserve: How Many Of These Have You Earned?
The supreme badge at midlife?...The "I Don’t Give a F*ck" Badge...
Disturbing Trend: Older Singles Not Practicing Safe Sex
Older adults are having a lot of sex, but they seem to have missed the safe sex memo......
Want To Live Longer? Read This!
Did you know that women live longer when surrounded by nature?...
Baby Boomer Pet Owners And The Bizarre Stuff They Buy
We spoil our pets for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because we can....
In Praise Of Marrying Later In Life
Back then, when people would ask me, “Why isn’t a nice girl like you married?” I’d reply, “Just lucky, I guess.” ...
How Sex, Maple Syrup, Extra Weight, And Wine Can Ward Off Dementia
Let's all say, "CHEERS!" to these new findings......
Hysterical Truisms About Chicks and Dicks
...we both tend to stand taller when someone we’re attracted to pays attention to us...
33 Things Your Fitbit Tracker Would Be Better Off Measuring
Imagine an activity tracker that could measure the speed with which you can get in/out of Spanx... ...
4 Strategies To Deal With A Saggy Ass
it’s like the air has gone out of my once reasonably well-rounded backside....
Is Wordplay The New Foreplay?
The older you get, the sexier it is when someone can carry on an intelligent conversation....
Forgetful? It May Be Multitasking, Not Dementia
If you're worried you have dementia read this...
How Hearing Loss Can Affect Your Sex Life
He thought I’d said, “I have to go vacuum”... ...
Women and Shoes: Liberating My Feet
At last count, I have 49 pairs of shoes and boots, but I'm divesting......
Roxanne Jones
Roxanne Jones blogs at www.boomerhaiku.com, a mostly light-hearted, often irreverent look at life as a baby boomer, 17 syllables at a time. When she’s not tapping out haikus, she’s a freelance medical copywriter, enjoys chardonnay and contemplates plastic surgery to get rid of the wattle on her neck.