It all started with the thong craze. That's when I realized women my age were lying to each other with alarming regularity.
"Thongs are really comfortable once...
Last night we went to a surprise 50th birthday party. We brought a small gift along, even though the invitation specifically requested âno giftsâ. ...
In 2008, Lisa was awarded a Masters degree in Creative Writing from the Johns Hopkins University. Her essays and fiction are widely published.
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Lisa keeps her diplomas over her washing machine, Hershey's chocolate in her nightstand, and is known for eating ice cream out of the container with a fork. She is never without a copy of Strunk and Whiteâs Elements of Style because âyou never know when youâre going to need to conjugate.â