During the last two-and-a-half months of staying at home and waiting for the coronavirus to seep under my door, I’ve been watching my hair go gray. What else wa...
I’m not going to be awarded the Medal of Honor for my behavior during the global pandemic.
As the media issued dire warnings about massive, inevitable deaths f...
There’s
no time like the beginning of a new year to atone for our bad behavior. Let’s
face it, who hasn’t misbehaved on the tennis court, especially during a l...
Turn off the "idiot box" and read this because it’s Mother’s Day this Sunday, a time to honor the women who nurtured us. And thanks to Momisms, they’ll always be with us. ...
Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy people and I adore food. I just prefer them outside of my abode. This story is about a well-intentioned dinner turned bad....
Years later, as his memory disintegrated, the activities director at my father’s assisted living residence planted a single rose bush for his enjoyment....
Karla Araujo is a humorist and freelance feature writer in Naples, FL. She's written everything from Triscuit boxes to essays on National Orgasm Day and passing gas in yoga class. Most important of all, she's been assured she's way Better After 50.
