A Story Of Two Best Friends And Cancer
One thing they didn't expect to share was cancer....
Janie Emaus
The 5 Lessons I’ll Pass On To My Grandchildren
...and speaking of underwear, buy sexy negligees and garter belts.......
Skin Damage On Half My Body?
No matter how much protection I gave this arm, it was still going to get more sun than my right ...
Where’d My Eyebrows Go?
The other day, I discovered something quite unexpected while looking in the mirror......
I’d Like To Thank The Academy
I'd like to thank my first husband for allowing me to find him in bed with the lead singer in his band......
Black Friday Madness
Because not only do we want a bargain, we want it NOW....
Take Care Of That Vagina
There's nothing more unpleasant than a bad vagina day....
Shape Shifting Out Of My Skin
Perhaps I'd better stay indoors during the next full moon....
Best Wedding Present Ever
The friend who gave me the vibrator is still my BFF....
Like Mother, Like Me
"I don't want to be like you," my daughter used to say as she worked her thick, bushy hair, which looks just like mine, into a ponytail...
Who’s Nesting In My Hair?
If the birds and insects are actually finding my big hair a place of interest, maybe it is time to tame it....
From Boy Talk To Botox- Girlfriends Forever
I pull over now because I can’t see through the tears streaming down my face....
Three Generations of Butts
My butt is flatter than melted butter. And my boobs are like bananas....
Because they are Family
Who among us has not been tortured by...the brother who finishes off a bottle of whiskey and passes out with his head on his plate...
A Christmas to Forget
I traded my champagne in for straight vodka...
It’s Our Turn
As frustrating as it can be, my friend cares for her mother, as her mother once cared for her....
Where Did My G-Spot Go?
Did you find yours? Yes! And it was wonderful. Did you? ...
Janie Emaus
Janie Emaus is the author of the time travel romance, Before the After and the young adult novel, Mercury in Retro Love. She is a staff writer at www.inthepowderrroom and blogs frequently for The Huffington Post ( http://www.huffingtonpost.com/janie-emaus/), Janie believes that when the world is falling apart, we’re just one laugh away from putting it together again. To learn more about Janie visit her blog www.theboomerrants.com and her website www.janieemaus.com