Janie Emaus Contributor

Janie Emaus Janie Emaus is the author of the time travel romance, Before the After and the young adult novel, Mercury in Retro Love. She is a staff writer at www.inthepowderrroom and blogs frequently for The Huffington Post ( http://www.huffingtonpost.com/janie-emaus/), Janie believes that when the world is falling apart, we’re just one laugh away from putting it together again. To learn more about Janie visit her blog www.theboomerrants.com and her website www.janieemaus.com

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I’d Like To Thank The Academy

March 2, 2014

I'd like to thank my first husband for allowing me to find him in bed with the lead singer in his band...
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Black Friday Madness

November 29, 2013
black friday madness

Because not only do we want a bargain, we want it NOW.
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Take Care Of That Vagina

July 30, 2013
take care of that vagina

There's nothing more unpleasant than a bad vagina day.
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Shape Shifting Out Of My Skin

June 25, 2013
shape shifting out of my skin

Perhaps I'd better stay indoors during the next full moon.
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Best Wedding Present Ever

June 18, 2013
Best Wedding Present Ever

The friend who gave me the vibrator is still my BFF.
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Like Mother, Like Me

May 7, 2013
like mother like me

"I don't want to be like you," my daughter used to say as she worked her thick, bushy hair, which looks just like mine, into a ponytail
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Who’s Nesting In My Hair?

April 23, 2013

If the birds and insects are actually finding my big hair a place of interest, maybe it is time to tame it.
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From Boy Talk To Botox- Girlfriends Forever

March 5, 2013
From Boy Talk To Botox- Girlfriends Forever

I pull over now because I can’t see through the tears streaming down my face.
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Three Generations of Butts

January 8, 2013
Three Generations of Butts

My butt is flatter than melted butter. And my boobs are like bananas.
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Because they are Family

December 25, 2012
Because They Are Family

Who among us has not been tortured by...the brother who finishes off a bottle of whiskey and passes out with his head on his plate
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A Christmas to Forget

December 18, 2012
A Christmas to Forget

I traded my champagne in for straight vodka
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It’s Our Turn

November 27, 2012
It's Our Turn - Caring for Our Parents

As frustrating as it can be, my friend cares for her mother, as her mother once cared for her.
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Where Did My G-Spot Go?

November 13, 2012
Where Did My G-Spot Go

Did you find yours? Yes! And it was wonderful. Did you?
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